I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
(Source: religiousmom, via ebominable)
fucking cuddle with me you bitch