its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet
i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies